1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:06,380 Previously on Vanderpump Rules, I had one experience on a vacation trying to 2 00:00:06,380 --> 00:00:10,680 single. This is what I have coming for me. Are you still thinking that you want 3 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,300 to do a surf photo shoot this year? 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,579 Don't worry. 5 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:17,380 Go patch things up with Schwartzy. You were a nightmare of a human being for 6 00:00:17,380 --> 00:00:20,500 first two to three years I dated you. You know what, Tom? You had an option 7 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:23,680 then. You put a ring on my f***ing finger to stop throwing f***ing things. 8 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:25,020 No more fighting. 9 00:00:25,580 --> 00:00:27,120 We'll bottle that s*** up, alright? 10 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:28,580 We're just not gonna fight. 11 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:04,700 Lisa. Yes. 12 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:08,680 Well, I'm glad you made it back. You didn't get arrested. 13 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,660 I didn't get arrested. You did not get arrested. You didn't steal anything. 14 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,300 I was just going to say, you didn't steal anything, so that's okay. What do 15 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:15,300 mean? 16 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,360 I peed on my dress. 17 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,940 I'm so ugly. That's a terrible situation. 18 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:28,940 Oh, my God. 19 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:31,140 Who's that? 20 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,240 Tom. 21 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:36,750 Oh, you actually look quite good. You look better as a woman than you do as a 22 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:37,750 man. 23 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:41,110 Sandoval, you know, he should really consider, you know, dressing like this 24 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:43,690 often. So did you have fun? Tom and Katie had a great time. 25 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:48,370 I mean, just to be blunt, there was a lot of arguing. 26 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:49,309 There was. 27 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:52,010 For the first two nights, they didn't even sleep in the same bed. 28 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,370 Are you serious? 29 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:56,150 Yeah. They fought through the trip. 30 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:58,270 I would say about 85 % of the time. 31 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,250 I'm so glad to hear that. 32 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:06,390 If I'm going to go to this wedding, I want to feel the love between them, not 33 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:07,910 worry that they're making mistakes. 34 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,750 I'm going to talk to Katie at some point. Listen, I've got to go. 35 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:15,590 Go back, clean that mirror, do that. Do what you're supposed to be doing and put 36 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:17,890 your phones in your pockets. I don't want to see them on the floor. 37 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:25,630 My hair doesn't like me today. I feel like it's still like New Orleans. 38 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:28,610 Look what you did to me. I think it looks cute. 39 00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:29,930 I think it looks disgusting. 40 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:42,850 I mean, I just can't imagine if Shay and I were fighting this much two weeks 41 00:02:42,850 --> 00:02:43,910 before the wedding. Yeah. 42 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:48,670 Tom and Katie bottling their problems up until after the wedding is not a good 43 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:52,930 solution. Why not start now? What's the harm in doing that? What if you wait 44 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:56,190 until after the wedding and then you uncork that bottle and it's even rotten 45 00:02:56,190 --> 00:02:57,190 inside? 46 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:01,670 It's like, how do you come back from that? How do you fight like that and 47 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:03,730 retrain yourself not to fight that? Yeah. 48 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:10,790 Hello. Hi. 49 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:16,370 He's just so poofy. I mean, that's what happens, you know, when suddenly you're 50 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:17,370 really happy. 51 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,530 He's got fat. 52 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:20,630 And he's got hairy. 53 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:25,330 Anyway. I've got a few things for you to do this week for the photo shoot. Yes. 54 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,200 We have the big photo shoot coming up this week, and it's really a kind of 55 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,860 ritual that we've done for 10 years now. 56 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,460 Wow. 57 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,640 Perfect. 58 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:38,240 One, two, three, relax. 59 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:44,100 I need you guys to go there. I need you to come up a little bit. Pack her up, 60 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,119 girls. 61 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:50,340 The theme of this photo shoot this year is indulgence. We want this photo shoot 62 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:53,440 to be salivatingly salacious. 63 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,100 Anyway, what on earth have I heard? 64 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,480 All you did at your bachelorette party. 65 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:06,730 is fight with Schwartz. No, all Schwartz did at the bachelorette party was argue 66 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:07,569 with people. 67 00:04:07,570 --> 00:04:11,690 Oh, so you're passing the blame. There was flare -ups, and Tom, they argued. 68 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:15,450 What have you got to fight about now? I don't even know. You could lose each 69 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:18,290 other if you keep going in that direction. And I think that's why it 70 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:22,410 It's a lot of work. What lies ahead of you? Like, two weeks from today, we will 71 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:25,390 be... Two weeks from today, you must help the rest of your life. 72 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:28,210 Exactly. You have to delete all that bullshit. 73 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:31,850 I'm starting to have a little bit of anxiety about this situation. 74 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:35,410 This seems to be something more than pre -wedding jitters. 75 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:41,030 If they can't even get along when they're on vacation, what hope do they 76 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,030 for the future? 77 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:43,950 So you guys are going to stop it? 78 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,310 Okay. 79 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:57,130 Let the ladies go first. 80 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:03,730 How are you? Good. Y 'all have a goat cheese salad, huh? Goat cheese salad? 81 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:07,330 Yeah. I'm going to do the same thing with no walnuts, please. 82 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:08,690 There you go. 83 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:14,730 We take him so many places, like places that don't allow dogs. He's a service 84 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:15,990 dog. He is a service dog. 85 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:19,470 Gibson is a certified emotional support dog. 86 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:25,730 I mean, it's true. Like, I won't, like, physically stab James in the heart if I 87 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:27,190 have Gibson in my hand. 88 00:05:27,510 --> 00:05:29,010 I literally paid... 89 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,620 $79. And then they sent me a card in two days. 90 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,120 Cheers. Cheers. 91 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:39,720 Like, I remember when I did my dating profile and I was really bad at it, so 92 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:40,720 going to try to make yours better. 93 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,880 I'm scared. 94 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,800 Am I really going on OkCupid? 95 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,480 Don't knock online dating until you try it. 96 00:05:47,740 --> 00:05:50,320 I mean, I met the love of my life on a dating app. 97 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,600 Be a little more open -minded, bitch. 98 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:57,900 Okay, write a little about yourself. Brunch Dogs Wine Ranch. 99 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:01,390 Why don't I just write basic bits then? That's who you are. 100 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:02,630 Yeah. 101 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:08,530 Wine, brunch, my dog, murder. 102 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:10,910 Yeah. 103 00:06:11,290 --> 00:06:13,990 Ghosts, aliens, and rants. 104 00:06:15,190 --> 00:06:16,149 How's that? 105 00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:20,690 I have not been in the dating world for a very long time, much less dating apps. 106 00:06:20,990 --> 00:06:24,090 Desperate times call for desperate measures, you know? Don't judge. 107 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:25,510 I'm submitting. 108 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:32,610 We're bartenders, so I'm not going to be open to bartenders. Exactly what I 109 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,050 like. I like it. 110 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:39,890 I'm going to be a... I'm going to be a... This can be our one. 111 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,470 This can be our one. Oh. 112 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:44,550 Hi. 113 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,470 I like the swans. 114 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,030 I don't trust them. 115 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,390 They're like guard swans. 116 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:52,670 Hello, you two. 117 00:06:52,850 --> 00:06:54,330 Hi. Hey, hi. 118 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:57,950 What do I owe the pleasure of this visit? Come and sit down. 119 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,940 Um, so we're excited. 120 00:07:01,340 --> 00:07:02,760 Yeah, it's near. 121 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:07,200 So what have you got left to do? You've got, you've done the flowers, cake is 122 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:12,020 ready. The caterer, we're finalizing the menu with them currently. 123 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:17,740 You've been helping, you've been assisting. Well, you know, I just want 124 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:22,880 you in the right direction. There is like one thing like left that we have to 125 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,880 do. 126 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,300 If somebody's dressed like that, I guess we should let them in. 127 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,880 Hello. Good afternoon. 128 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:40,800 Lisa Vanderpump, the fairest lady in the land, queen of Villa Rosa and 129 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:46,440 magistrate of Sir Restaurant, it's with great respect and honour that these 130 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:53,340 lovers bestow a request to ordain their forthcoming nuptial and make 131 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,360 it a... 132 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:08,650 I see this is a very funny kind of experience that only these two would 133 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:09,930 But like, really? 134 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:15,510 Sit down. I'm totally overwhelmed at this point. I mean, I really didn't 135 00:08:15,510 --> 00:08:16,510 this. 136 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:18,450 That was the point. Yeah. 137 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:21,510 We wanted to do something special because it means a lot. 138 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,200 for you to do this for us. Not to put pressure on you. You don't have to say 139 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,120 yes, but we would love it if you would. 140 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,060 You know what really worries me? 141 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:36,140 For me to take on this responsibility to ordain a marriage. 142 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:39,500 I take marriage very seriously. 143 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,059 I mean, very seriously. 144 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,400 How do we? 145 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:48,280 But the way you've been behaving lately has given me great cause for concern. 146 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,719 Hey, Katie. 147 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,639 Everything okay? 148 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,479 How am I? 149 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,600 I've had a few little flare -ups. It's just hard sometimes when I feel like 150 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,680 not hearing me. 151 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,580 Well, what was the argument the other day? Mostly probably just because we 152 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:01,580 had been, like, drinking. 153 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:05,400 He ended up calling me a bitch. We're getting married in a few weeks, for 154 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:09,840 sake. It was only two or three days ago you were at each other's throats. 155 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:14,280 This has to be a new chapter in your life. Do you understand? 156 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:18,200 Yeah. So I'm concerned of taking the responsibility. 157 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:22,710 I just need to know that you're really committed to each other. 158 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:30,390 I think they need to ask themselves at this point whether getting married 159 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:31,390 is the right decision. 160 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:35,890 Like, all the shit we've been through has overshadowed the relationship. 161 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:39,070 What, darling? I'm just disappointed. 162 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:40,690 In me? 163 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:42,430 In myself and her. 164 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:47,710 It's okay, baby. 165 00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:51,350 We just, we got a little sloppy along the way. 166 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:57,290 We have problems, and they're big. 167 00:09:57,490 --> 00:10:02,830 We know that. We're the first ones to admit that. And it's bad, and it's ugly, 168 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:05,410 and that's something that we've had to face all summer long. 169 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,730 I feel like I've wasted so much time. 170 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:09,910 Stupid stuff. 171 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:16,790 The reason why I feel this way is because, like, how much I want to be 172 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:17,790 with him. 173 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,160 and how much I want us to rebuild and get back to that place. 174 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,680 Yeah. 175 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:28,640 We are better than that, and we know that, and we let ourselves forget that 176 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,560 a minute, for a long minute. 177 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:33,240 I can't say never, but not now. 178 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,960 I want to know that you're really committed to each other. 179 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,780 Coming up. Do you know how, like, important sleeping is? 180 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:49,860 I'm, like, convinced that's why I'm pretty. 181 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,680 Yeah, there's a spot right here. There's a spot right here. 182 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:02,020 Okay. 183 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:05,220 Do you want a drink? 184 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,260 I'm okay. 185 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:07,820 Hey, guys. 186 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,340 You're like a Malibu gay show over here. 187 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,100 Hey, guys. 188 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:16,639 Hey, guys. 189 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,980 Hey, sports, will you rub some lotion on my back? Yeah, I got you, dude. I'm 190 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:20,980 kidding. Hi. 191 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,860 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 192 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,180 Hi. 193 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,160 Sheena's just going to take some selfies the whole time. 194 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:31,720 Just one Snapchat to send to my husband because he can't be here. Whatever. 195 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,020 How was your date last night? 196 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:38,740 So, so, so, so good. And you have one tonight with a different guy. Yeah. I 197 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,740 out, like, all night long. 198 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,060 Ooh. 199 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,920 There's nothing like a first kiss. 200 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,560 And it was, like, a really good one. Yeah. 201 00:11:46,579 --> 00:11:49,160 I mean, I'm not looking for anyone to put a ring on it. 202 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:53,120 I mean, unless it's really big and sparkly, in which case you can put a 203 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,920 it. I'm glad you didn't give it up on the first date. I'm sure you like wanted 204 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,660 to, but it's kind of like better. It's not you. 205 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,960 I know. 206 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,039 I know. 207 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,900 You guys are making me feel so good about myself. 208 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:03,520 Can I get a refill? 209 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:06,880 I'll... I need a refill, too. Hey, how did the thing with Lisa go? 210 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:10,160 I wrote, like, a limerick, like a rhyme, a poem for Lisa. Yeah. 211 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,560 Proposing to her to ordain our wedding. Oh, my God, I wish I would have been 212 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,820 there. Why didn't anyone Snapchat it? She was genuinely caught off guard. 213 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,540 Really? Yeah. Such a great moment, and then we had a sit -down, and then it 214 00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:22,580 like, really heavy. 215 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,300 It wasn't like a yes. 216 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,340 What? Yeah. Wait, what? 217 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,459 Yeah, I know. 218 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,460 Wait, really? 219 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,620 How do you not say yes? Just had to take some time off. 220 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,540 Reaffirm your love for one another. 221 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,920 Decide that you really do want to follow through with this and that you do love 222 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:37,699 each other. 223 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:40,000 It was kind of like a rock bottom for us. 224 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,720 And it's true. Everything she's heard is true. We've been a f***ing disaster. 225 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,900 I know maybe at times we've overstepped our boundaries, but I think it's all 226 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,720 come from like a place of concern, you know? Of course. 227 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:54,940 Well, I think it's safe to say Lisa's the only one that has the balls to say 228 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:55,940 what everyone was thinking. 229 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:59,580 I just feel so empty right now and I feel so guilty. 230 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,340 That she doesn't believe in this marriage. 231 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,900 Look at the dolphin. They came to feel the love. I'm cold. 232 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,240 I'm cold, too. 233 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,140 Hold me. You hold me. 234 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,120 I want to go be a vegetable with you. 235 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,580 Maybe eat some bad food. No, no, no. No bad food. We're getting in shape. 236 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:23,580 No, I mean, you are in shape. I'm not saying you, you know. 237 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,080 This is dangerous territory. 238 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:29,920 Because we said we were going to be unflappable, and we were so flappable. 239 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,400 Let's not be assholes anymore. 240 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,090 You have something in the corner of your mouth. 241 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,350 Did you eat Doritos? Yeah, I did. 242 00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,590 Oh, God. 243 00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:46,010 You should have licked it off. No. 244 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,550 I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. 245 00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:51,990 We've been so close yet so far away. 246 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,570 No, no more. Is that cheesy? 247 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:55,730 Sure. No, it's true. 248 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:57,330 What is that, a rabbit? 249 00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,250 Don't touch it. 250 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,150 What if it's like a tampon? All right, let's go back. 251 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,260 Hey, handsome boy. 252 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,399 Here he is. 253 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:22,500 I have this very special man in my life. I need to introduce you to my prince. 254 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,800 So don't. 255 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:25,780 Whoa, buddy. 256 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:28,060 Hi, Lisa. 257 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,940 Hi. Hi, how are you? 258 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,540 I'm good. This is Carolyn. 259 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,420 This is the love of my life. 260 00:14:33,620 --> 00:14:37,140 Ariana, nice to meet you. Hi. Nice to meet you. Sorry, a horse flop. That's 261 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:38,140 okay. Oh. 262 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:44,100 My God, of course Lisa has this bedazzled bridal, and I will trade my 263 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,099 that freaking helmet. 264 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,280 So you're going to ride this guy over here? He's so beautiful. 265 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,340 Everything about Lisa's life is chic AF. 266 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:55,820 I don't know that I could have a bigger lady crush on someone. 267 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,340 Let's do a little trot. Good boy. 268 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:01,160 Isn't he lovely? 269 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,940 Yeah, he's great. 270 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,640 Come on, Ariana. 271 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,960 Yeah. 272 00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:11,720 Ken bought me my first horse. He just blew me away. And, of course, I returned 273 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:12,720 the favor. 274 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,640 To me, this is just like a sanctuary out here. 275 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:18,040 Yeah, it's so nice. 276 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,900 So is everything okay? 277 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:23,220 I talked to Schwartz. 278 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,380 I know as of right now, you're not thinking that you would want to 279 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,800 When we were at the beach, Katie said things I've never heard her say before, 280 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:37,900 like... That she felt really guilty and ashamed of how she had acted and things 281 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,900 that she had said. 282 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:43,440 You can't take the gloves off every time you have a disagreement. I'm pleased to 283 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,620 hear that Tom and Katie have taken our talk very seriously. 284 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:48,920 But it's not that simple. 285 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,200 They're going to have to really prove it to me. 286 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,120 What about you? Are you going to marry him? 287 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,500 No. Huh? 288 00:15:55,820 --> 00:16:00,800 I just don't, I don't want kids and so I don't really know. How can you not want 289 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,990 kids? I don't really like babies. I think they're kind of gross. 290 00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,370 What do you mean? What? 291 00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,230 I bet you'll change your mind. 292 00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:11,270 Check back with me in five years' time. I don't know. Maybe Ariana will come 293 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,630 around to the idea of marriage. If she wants a little sandball, you know, she 294 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:18,310 could change his little diapers, shave his little baby forehead, put his little 295 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,450 pink extensions in. But then she probably does that already. 296 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:24,010 Come on, then. 297 00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,060 Do you want something to drink? 298 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,640 No, I want to do this date sober. 299 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,080 Yes, please. 300 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,020 This is the first time in seven years that I've been actually, like, dating. 301 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:50,520 I mean, I've gone from relationship to relationship to relationship to 302 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:54,820 relationship. And now I'm going out on dates, making out with dudes. 303 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:58,960 Basically, I'm like a recovering serial monogamist. Oh, cute. 304 00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,520 And if I did it with, like, maroon -y shoes. 305 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,520 Or I had an idea to do, like, a tight black dress. 306 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:11,250 Black. It'd be like sexy sassy. I just tossed on this little LBD. Yeah, I have 307 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:16,109 three layers of fangs underneath, but... That's what you have on? You don't even 308 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:18,490 have, like, cute underwear on? I want to look skinny AF. 309 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,010 Just don't wear underwear. 310 00:17:21,829 --> 00:17:23,089 No. Wait, what? 311 00:17:23,849 --> 00:17:27,310 What if you really like him and you guys start kissing and then he, like, rubs 312 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:30,670 and he's like... Where do they stop? Oh, do they stop there? 313 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,790 Kristen, you're freaking me out right now. 314 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:37,950 Dating is terrifying, but I'm embracing my single lady -dom. 315 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:42,350 I have a blind date that my friend Lauren set up for me. I still don't know 316 00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:46,830 anything about him. David. I did stalk him, and he has, like, the best 317 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,890 account I've ever seen. 318 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,350 It's all traveling photos, not one gym selfie. 319 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:53,570 I think we'll be okay. 320 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:55,290 A, do you have Adderall? 321 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:59,670 B, do you have plan B? And C, do you have condoms? Do you have, like, a 322 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:02,590 kit? What if... I think we need to have a talk. 323 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,990 Kristen, I don't need to bring condoms because I'm not going to do anything on 324 00:18:05,990 --> 00:18:06,990 the first date. 325 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:08,770 So boring. 326 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:13,010 I'm fully planning on going in there and being like, listen, I didn't let you 327 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:16,550 pick me up because I don't know if you're going to murder me or not. Can 328 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,810 save that for, like, the second drink, though? 329 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,290 Stassi needs to... 330 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:25,410 Break down this, like, steel and concrete wall that she has up and just, 331 00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,850 around. She needs to put some effort in. 332 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:29,709 Yeah, yeah. 333 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,490 You look really sweet. 334 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:35,330 That's hysterical, but really kind. So keep saying it. 335 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,950 Coming up. Right leg forward, left leg back. 336 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:41,450 Perfect. Oh, yeah, Peter. Stick that right leg. Get it off there, Peter. 337 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,350 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 338 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,110 All right, so who wants to go first? I'll lead by example. 339 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:56,730 Okay. He's done this before. He's well -versed. He might even show you a thing 340 00:18:56,730 --> 00:19:00,470 or two. Yeah, he probably will. I consider myself a spray tan aficionado. 341 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:03,550 Man, 342 00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,470 I love. 343 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:09,910 I wanted to treat my friends to a little spray tan set. 344 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,350 Hey, you didn't have to ask him to take his clothes off. He just did it. 345 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,380 We got a lot of things coming up. We got their photo shoot. We got 346 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,339 Schwarzenegger's wedding. 347 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,680 We're going to be taking a lot of pictures, and it's nice to have a little 348 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,560 color. I'm not doing that. That looks terrible. 349 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:25,780 Now that I've seen Tom go ahead of me, and I've seen this stuff sprayed all 350 00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:28,180 my apartment, I really don't want this shit on me. 351 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,260 And now, I am tanned and gorgeous. 352 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:34,660 It's really not in the market to look like an Oompa Loompa. 353 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,190 Are you going to do it? Do it. I would have, but I realized I stayed outside 354 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:40,790 the last couple of days, and I already got tanned. Right leg forward, left leg 355 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,030 back. Perfect. 356 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,610 Oh, yeah, Peter. Stick that right leg. Get it out there, Peter. 357 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,510 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 358 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:50,250 Do you want to turn your back to me? Dude, pull your underwear down a little 359 00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,730 bit. You're a little saggy in underwear. 360 00:19:52,130 --> 00:19:55,790 Schwartz, you should go fully nude. That way, like, when you get naked tonight, 361 00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:58,850 when you and Katie bang, you won't have, like, a box that won't. No. 362 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,830 You guys don't do that. We did last night. What? 363 00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:02,989 Yeah, we did. 364 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:06,970 Katie and I got a lot of sex in the beginning, and then sort of, you know, 365 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:07,970 tapered off. 366 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:10,950 What? 367 00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,410 The peeking's out. 368 00:20:13,530 --> 00:20:16,390 No, come on. I'm blowing it up like a gag. 369 00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:19,550 I'm glad I didn't come in and have your, like, pants around your ankles while 370 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:23,950 you were doing that. But now, we had sex, and it was, like, the best sex 371 00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:25,270 Mission accomplished. 372 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,650 All right, bye, guys. Bye. 373 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,610 Can I sit on the couch, Jax? 374 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:32,210 Yeah, just don't lean back on it. This is a really expensive couch. 375 00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,350 $5 ,000 couch. 376 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:38,110 Which one of you assholes is getting ordained in case Lisa says no, she's not 377 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,250 going to do the wedding? 378 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,330 I can't have Jax ordain my wedding. 379 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:44,210 I love Jax so much, but like, come on. 380 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:50,370 Having him officiate our wedding, it's like having Lucifer baptize you, you 381 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,070 know? It's just not right. 382 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:55,230 I want Jax to have to ordain my wedding. 383 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:56,730 I could write some nice... 384 00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:01,950 Important question. How great do you guys feel now that you're a little bit 385 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,770 tan? I feel 20 % more gorgeous. 386 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:15,450 Hi. Hi. 387 00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:18,510 David. Daphne, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 388 00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:20,690 You look beautiful. Thank you very much. 389 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,250 Going on a blind date is so weird. 390 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:28,800 Seriously, it's like you're sitting down and interviewing someone so that both 391 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:33,760 of you can evaluate whether you eventually want to have sex with each 392 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,260 What are you thirsty for? 393 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:37,900 I'm feeling wine right now. 394 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,120 Yeah, that sounds great. 395 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:43,920 But don't let me pressure you. You can have... No, I'm... Wine sounds great. 396 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:45,360 Yeah. Find anything to drink? 397 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:50,660 Yes. I think so. I know... Let's do it. Can we do two glasses of Suns Air? Yeah. 398 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:51,920 Thank you. You're welcome. 399 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:55,470 So have you ever been here before? I have. I love this place. 400 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,190 It's a good spot. It's a nice choice. 401 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:58,850 Thank you. 402 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:03,110 Thank you. Well, cheers. Cheers. 403 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,210 Very nice meeting you. Very nice to meet you, too. 404 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:13,190 It's good. So what do you like to do in LA for fun? I love to shop. 405 00:22:13,410 --> 00:22:16,430 I love to go to lunch. It's the most basic ever. 406 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,230 Are you pretty pumped now that Runyon's open for hiking? 407 00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:20,770 No. No? 408 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,660 Not really into physical activity. 409 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,200 I prefer to stay like sedentary. 410 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,480 What do you do? 411 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,680 I work to automate solutions through technology. 412 00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:32,400 I don't know what you just said. 413 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:35,220 Did you say automate solutions technology? 414 00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:43,800 So I probably like at 7 a .m. I'll wake up. You wake up at 7 a .m. every day? 415 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,620 Do you know how like important sleeping is? 416 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,080 I'm like convinced. 417 00:22:51,139 --> 00:22:52,700 That's why I'm pretty. 418 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,300 I agree. It's sleeping. 419 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:57,700 How long have you been single? 420 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:01,100 Not that long, like a month and a half. 421 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:05,300 Wow. It was a three -year relationship that was on and off. It made me realize 422 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:10,040 that I like being independent, and I like not having to answer to somebody, 423 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,200 that was stressful. 424 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,060 But maybe it was stressful just because it was the wrong person. 425 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,960 I think it takes a strong person to realize that You care for this person, 426 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,840 love this person, but you just might not be the right fit for each other. 427 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,960 I'm thankful it finally is done. 428 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:27,300 You're a committee of one. 429 00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,820 Well, three, because I have two dogs. 430 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:33,620 This dude could not be more nice. 431 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:38,680 This is the type of guy that I should want to date, as opposed to a 432 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:44,400 bartender who steals sandwiches from gas stations or someone who tries to sell 433 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,339 my sex tape. 434 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,260 Well, I'm happy that I got to come tonight. 435 00:23:47,899 --> 00:23:52,020 Absolutely. You could have, like, roofied me and, like, kidnapped me and 436 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:55,160 murdered me, which is why I turned my location on for my friend. 437 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,640 Just in case. 438 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,840 I'm just not feeling it. I mean, I was hoping that this dude wouldn't be 439 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,060 murdery, but now I feel like he's not murdery enough. 440 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:09,680 Thank you so much. Absolutely. 441 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,120 It was so nice meeting you. Nice to meet you, too. 442 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:16,920 Maybe I should split the difference and, like, date somebody manslaughter -y. 443 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,390 Thank you so much. You bet. 444 00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:20,610 Bye. See ya. 445 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:31,890 Oh, my God. 446 00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:33,150 Dude. 447 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:35,790 Whoa. Really grotesque, by the way. 448 00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:38,170 It's supposed to be, like, over the top. 449 00:24:38,550 --> 00:24:41,610 I don't like it. Like, I mean, if Lisa wants it, I guess. 450 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:45,730 I feel like her eyes follow me around when I move. It's going to look good in 451 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:46,730 the shot. 452 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,260 Well, I'm pretty sure it's haunted. 453 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:50,340 Can we put, like, something over his eyes? 454 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:52,980 Oh, my God. There. 455 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,520 That's much better. 456 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,760 He was judging. 457 00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,500 Appetizing. So the first shot, we're going to use this fella here. 458 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,480 In the same vein of the previous search, you look sexy, obviously. 459 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:05,940 Yeah, like, looking hot. 460 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,040 We're going to get someone naked. 461 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:11,240 Am I going to be part of this, or what I heard... I think we need more dudes, 462 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,040 and I know you don't work at Zurb, but you have worked. 463 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440 I'm a rag. 464 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,510 I'm not sure you can afford me, but, you know, I don't get out of bed for less 465 00:25:19,510 --> 00:25:22,590 than $10 ,000 a day. I know, that's why you spend a lot of time in bed. 466 00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:23,790 I'll give you the fiancé discount. 467 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:25,970 Oh, okay, thanks. 468 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:31,210 Wouldn't it be the worst thing for us to kind of show Lisa? Like, look it, we're 469 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:32,049 doing good. 470 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:33,050 Yeah. 471 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:34,230 Ooh, love me. 472 00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:40,590 Lisa's advice for us is to be in each other's presence and reaffirm our love 473 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:44,190 each other. So we're going to do that. I got chicken piccata. Whoa, I forgot I 474 00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:45,190 got calamari. 475 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:48,730 We're definitely not going to have summer bodies for the photo shoot. Who 476 00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:49,970 Who gives a shit? 477 00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,930 Yeah. I'm glad you're going to do this shoot. 478 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:56,190 Yeah. I'm there to... It would be really nice to have you there. I am here for 479 00:25:56,190 --> 00:26:00,830 you. I know I've done a lot of fucked up things. I know I haven't been faithful. 480 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,070 I feel terrible about that. I don't know if I've ever really told you. I feel 481 00:26:06,070 --> 00:26:07,070 really bad about it. 482 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:10,470 I want to leave that in the past. 483 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:12,370 We're starting a new chapter. 484 00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:16,170 We don't need to bring that garbage into it. No, I agree. 485 00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:24,450 I was able to forgive Tom for cheating because I know that's not who Tom is, 486 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:28,790 I don't have any more doubts in my head about Tom, and that is refreshing. 487 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:35,430 I really felt I got the answers that I needed, and now I can trust Tom and not 488 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:36,850 let that happen ever again. 489 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:40,650 Oh, yeah, I love you. I love you. I feel like I don't tell you enough. 490 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:44,070 I just pretty much want to order takeout and watch Pauly Shore movies with you 491 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:47,990 for the rest of my life. Maybe, like, we, one day, could get abs. We could do 492 00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:48,990 together. 493 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:50,870 Are we ever going to have abs? 494 00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:52,350 No. 495 00:26:53,490 --> 00:26:56,690 Remember when we used to, like, eat a whole lot and then we'd have fat facts, 496 00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:57,990 called it? You want to have fat facts? 497 00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:59,610 Yeah, because fat facts are lazy facts. 498 00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:00,549 Dibs bottom. 499 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:01,550 Oh, God. 500 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,130 I'm not going to lie. My confidence in moving forward with this wedding has 501 00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:08,750 wavered a few times over the past few months. But, like, in the last few days, 502 00:27:09,090 --> 00:27:13,990 we've made a concerted effort to remind each other why we're doing this in the 503 00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:14,769 first place. 504 00:27:14,770 --> 00:27:15,770 Love you. 505 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:18,830 Coming up. 506 00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,970 Tina sent me a photo from the surf shoot. 507 00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:24,530 I'm not okay with this. Be glad you're not here. And I go, what the hell? 508 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,280 I'm not 509 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:52,200 a morning person at 510 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,980 all. Me either. 511 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,680 This is my first time doing a surf photo shoot. It's like a rite of passage. I'm 512 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,020 officially part of the family. 513 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:03,580 Is there somewhere specific we put it? Somewhere where it says our name. Oh. 514 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,000 I don't love these surf photo shoots. 515 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:14,220 Hi. It's kind of like that awkward office Christmas party that you know you 516 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:17,920 to go to, except at this party, I got to be naked. 517 00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:24,780 Wow. Peter, be careful with your... You 518 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:33,420 got 519 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,440 this on that app, right? 520 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,480 Yeah. So cool. I totally have the Cribs app. 521 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:40,150 Sure, just had you come to my house this morning. 522 00:28:40,450 --> 00:28:43,210 So I know the first shot you want it to be all the girls. 523 00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:44,950 Yeah, the four girls in the room. 524 00:28:45,210 --> 00:28:47,850 I'll go check. I think the girls are almost done, but I'll make sure when 525 00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:49,610 they're finishing it. Okay, great. 526 00:28:53,030 --> 00:28:54,190 Hello, girls. 527 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:59,010 Are we ready for a fun day? Yes. There are many ingredients today to make this 528 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:03,010 successful shoot. We've got to do hair and makeup. We've got to organize the 529 00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:07,250 clothes, or lack of them. And we've got to open, so time is of the essence. 530 00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:10,030 Ariana, get off the phone. We're here. We need troop energy. 531 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:12,470 So you want to just use this? 532 00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:13,710 Yeah, Phil. 533 00:29:14,430 --> 00:29:16,590 Ambient. Can you bring that pig thing over here? 534 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:17,830 Pig flying in. 535 00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:22,770 Where are the roses? Somebody find out about the rose petals? 536 00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,250 Hi. Hey. 537 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,230 Whoa. Ready for dinner? He's not real. 538 00:29:30,450 --> 00:29:32,690 It seems really slimy, though. Yeah, it looks greasy. 539 00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:34,790 Sir should use these photos to update their website. 540 00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:37,250 I mean, the website still has Christian and Stassi on it. 541 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,480 They haven't worked here for years. 542 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,940 Come on, get out of here. Go make yourself look cute. 543 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,740 Thanks for showing up, dude. Probably going to have to show your dong. 544 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:47,300 No, I'm not showing my dong. Yeah, with some fruit on it. 545 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:50,740 Hi, Lisa. Hey. 546 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,079 Oh, wow. 547 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,960 So you're ready? I brought lots of options. 548 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:57,080 A lot of stuff, okay. And then I brought even more options. When you come into a 549 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,480 photo shoot, it's always good to make sure you're prepared for anything. 550 00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:05,090 I got formal looks. I got casual looks. I got a lot of color. I got muted 551 00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:07,010 colors. I come prepared, baby. 552 00:30:08,310 --> 00:30:09,750 How's it going? Tom. Nicole. 553 00:30:09,950 --> 00:30:13,210 He already did his own makeup, Nicole. So you won't have to do it. Even if he 554 00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:14,370 did, good luck. I'll tell you. 555 00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:16,510 Don't be afraid to call him out. 556 00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:18,570 He'll tell you how to do your job, 100%. 557 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:22,290 Trust me, I'll be way easier to do makeup on than even one of these guys. 558 00:30:22,670 --> 00:30:24,190 That's good. Now it looks good. 559 00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:26,530 Yeah, it looks good. Now it looks sexy, you guys. 560 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:30,410 I think one of you could be licking a chocolate cake or something. 561 00:30:30,710 --> 00:30:32,090 She knows good at the mouth finger. 562 00:30:32,450 --> 00:30:35,050 I'm going to get my eyebrows done. I'm doing a little hair. I don't know what 563 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:35,769 do with the hair. 564 00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:39,630 I'm going to wet it. I don't care about the makeup so much as the hair. Can we 565 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,549 just blow it straight? 566 00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:43,330 Hey, you guys are talking about how I'm high maintenance. All I'm hearing is you 567 00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,330 guys. 568 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,640 Actually, I don't know if I'm feeling this. Can we just wipe it all off and 569 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,760 start all over? Sure. 570 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,960 I'm just kidding. 571 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,360 Nice. And look at me. Look at me. 572 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:53,580 Yeah. 573 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:58,300 Nice. That's great. Next thing is the guys in the lounge. 574 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,340 Lisa. Yes, John. 575 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:02,520 Hi. How are you doing? I'm fabulous. 576 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:06,520 The shoot couldn't have gone on without me. I think we'll be just fine, but I'm 577 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,520 glad you're here. 578 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,620 I've never been here. It's huge. 579 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:20,000 Honestly, the fact that I have my medical marijuana card, when I take an 580 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,840 before I go to sleep, I'm not hungover the next day. I should be throwing up 581 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:26,300 right now. Are you hungry? I want a cocktail, water, and iced tea. I want 582 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:29,040 these liquids. I think I'm going to do an Arnold Palmer. 583 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,940 That is a great idea. 584 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,620 Thank you. 585 00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:38,360 Thank you so much. You're most welcome. 586 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,960 Gina sent me a photo from the surf shoot. What? 587 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,760 She goes, I'm not okay with this. Be glad you're not here. And I go, what the 588 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:50,380 hell? And then she goes, it's fake, but still not cool. 589 00:31:50,620 --> 00:31:52,060 Oh, who cares? 590 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:55,260 I remember doing third photo shoots. That used to be really fun. 591 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:58,220 Amazing, amazing. You're beautiful. 592 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,500 Perfect. You know what else was really fun? 593 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,880 I was 20 pounds lighter. 594 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,020 I want to hear about your big date last night. 595 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,440 Did he try to kiss you? 596 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:12,320 No. He looked really young. He was very cute. He was super interesting and smart 597 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,319 and nice. 598 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,920 But, like, I need more of, like, a man. 599 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:20,700 I tried, but I need somebody a little older. I want to be the young skank, not 600 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:22,760 get left for a young skank. You know what I'm saying? 601 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,240 What did you drink at dinner? 602 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,300 Wine. That was another thing. He ordered whatever I would order. He was like the 603 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:29,300 girl and you were like the dude. 604 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,370 Yeah. Stassi just needs to date a guy who has their shit together. 605 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:38,510 And here in L .A., most guys don't really reach that point until mid -30s, 606 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:41,890 and up. And Jax is, like, the only one over 35 that doesn't know. 607 00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:46,150 You're going to keep, like, being open to going out on dates? 608 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:50,370 I'm going to be open to anything, but I'm so revved up in Katie's wedding 609 00:32:50,370 --> 00:32:53,150 now, I'm not even going to think about that type of stuff. 610 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:57,250 Because right now the only problem is Lisa Vanderpump. 611 00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:59,470 At first, I was like, what the? 612 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,680 I can appreciate that she, like, takes marriage seriously. 613 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:03,819 It should be taken. 614 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:06,280 I think she just wants to be like, you guys are being serious. 615 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,299 And that's fair. 616 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:10,700 They've been doing so well. So Lisa was actually smart to say all that. Yeah. 617 00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:13,340 Wow, I just said that. 618 00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:19,060 Coming up. I feel left out of certain things. I didn't know that you wanted to 619 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:21,240 be included. I don't know. I guess I just missed, like, us. 620 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,720 Like this? 621 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,520 We do this in like two minutes. I love the way you think. 622 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:41,860 You do everything in two minutes, Taylor, so I know that, right? Tell me, 623 00:33:41,860 --> 00:33:44,580 look ugly, I'm going to come find you. I swear to God. 624 00:33:45,140 --> 00:33:47,820 Oh my God, Lisa's dress looks so good in those photos. 625 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:51,520 Like the pink, with all the lights in here, like so hot. I'm going to stay 626 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,359 outside for a sec. 627 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,040 It is really warm, right? 628 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,640 Oh, much better. 629 00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:58,380 There were some... 630 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,940 Things I wanted to ask you because I've never been like in like a wedding. Yeah. 631 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:07,440 I don't know how rehearsal dinners work or how like speeches work. Let's make a 632 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,920 list of like everyone and you can put like a star by like who wants to do a 633 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,900 speech and then decide who at the rehearsal dinner, who at the wedding. 634 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,480 I know I texted you last night. 635 00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:20,739 I feel like I've been kind of like left out of certain things. You're just like 636 00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:24,960 still friends as a group, but it's like I just miss that individual like 637 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,659 closeness. We haven't just hung out one -on -one lately. I don't even think 638 00:34:28,659 --> 00:34:29,379 about that. 639 00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:34,179 This is not your problem right now. I just want to be included as much as 640 00:34:34,179 --> 00:34:36,920 possible. I want you to be included. I didn't know that you wanted to be 641 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,980 included. I want to do everything I can for you. 642 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,920 Katie and I had a rough go at being friends this summer. A lot of people 643 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,900 that you're fake a lot of times. Then why the f*** are you friends with me if 644 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,179 I'm fake? Calm down. 645 00:34:48,460 --> 00:34:49,639 No! God! 646 00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:54,520 There were just so many things that were going wrong in our friendship. 647 00:34:54,969 --> 00:34:55,969 I just miss you. 648 00:34:56,010 --> 00:35:01,110 I miss you too. So I just, I hope, I hope you know that you are just 649 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:05,510 to me than ever. Yeah. I do want you to know that I want to be included and I 650 00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:06,510 love you and I just like. 651 00:35:06,770 --> 00:35:08,570 I love you too. Don't cry. I know. 652 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:11,270 Be productive. 653 00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,310 I love you. I love you. 654 00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:17,670 Ariana, get your perfect little skinny butt in here, please. 655 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:20,930 Nobody brush up against me because I have body makeup on. 656 00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:25,000 Put it on there, put them in there, cover them in rose petals, feed it some 657 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,700 chocolate cake, put a glass of wine in his hand, have them fornicate on the 658 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:29,700 table, and let's go. 659 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,560 Is this the best job you've ever had? 660 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,080 I'll be the pig, like, from the last time. 661 00:35:35,740 --> 00:35:39,080 Let's stick a rose bush to cover your bush, darling. 662 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,200 Yeah, so it looks kind of more like that. 663 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,640 Are you sure you need to be doing that now? I am. I've been modeling for almost 664 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,640 20 years. 665 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,100 Do you think it's too long, 20 years? 666 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,920 When you're doing a photo shoot like this, the last thing you want is to get 667 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,920 boner. 668 00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:00,920 If you're at 6 o 'clock, it comes up like this, and you end up pitching a 669 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,400 If you're already facing 12, it won't come out. Or you can kind of hide it on 670 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,200 the right leg, and that way it doesn't have far to go. 671 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:12,220 Come into third and eat off Ariana's ass. 672 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,240 Yeah, see, that looks pretty now. That looks pretty. 673 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:19,420 Look at you, sexy. 674 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,540 Am I doing a good job? 675 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:30,400 Yes. Well, I saw a little bit of you guys with, like, Lisa, and it looks, 676 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,800 so cool with her, like... I know. 677 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,960 Should we have a backup in case of, like, some sort of emergency or 678 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,240 What backup? Oh, my goodness. 679 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,860 Could you find a smaller pair of underwear, please? A model twink. 680 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:43,920 Look how small his butt is. She uses that thing in tiny. 681 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:48,940 Well, that's what I like to see, to see you smiling and looking at each other. I 682 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:52,140 want to talk to you guys later, but not now, right? Okay. Well, that's what we 683 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,078 were hoping. 684 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,740 Later, later. Let me just wind this up, okay? 685 00:36:56,740 --> 00:37:01,220 The Melanie Schwartz. Hey, guys. Hey. Ready for you in the VIP room? Okay. 686 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,480 Thinking it should be quite tight, him behind her, maybe his arms around her, 687 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,500 giving her a rose. 688 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,440 That's better. The ring, yeah. 689 00:37:12,299 --> 00:37:13,480 Okay, open your eyes. 690 00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:18,060 See, look how beautiful that is. I really am happy to see that Schwartzy 691 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:19,700 Katie are going in the right direction. 692 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,660 They've got the potential for such a great relationship. 693 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:27,860 And I certainly gave them a giant push there, that's for sure. But it seems 694 00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:29,160 they've really taken it to heart. 695 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,100 Look at her and you open your eyes. 696 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:32,499 That's sweet. 697 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,940 Just one lovely portrait just before you're getting married. 698 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,580 Lovely, I think we've got it. Great. 699 00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:42,390 It looks not good for you. 700 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:46,190 It is? It's great for you. Every now and then. When's the last time I drank 701 00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:48,550 milk? Well, you can do what you want. I personally just don't want to. 702 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:50,790 You look handsome, though. Thank you. 703 00:37:55,970 --> 00:37:58,710 What about me? You're supposed to say it back. I told you you look beautiful. 704 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:00,270 Twice. 705 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:02,070 I want to hear it all the time. 706 00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:04,050 I said it twice. 707 00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:06,870 Am I wrong? I don't... I think that's enough. 708 00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:08,670 Are you guys ready? 709 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:11,730 Yes, we're trying to get everyone in positions. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. 710 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:16,150 Where would you like us? 711 00:38:16,510 --> 00:38:19,030 On the back. Yeah, on the back. 712 00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:24,130 Ken's going to go next to Sheena's legs, and then there'll be me. Then Jack, 713 00:38:24,410 --> 00:38:26,030 Naomi, there. 714 00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:28,050 Gigi next to Naomi. 715 00:38:28,510 --> 00:38:30,990 Lauren, you can go right next to this animal there. 716 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,860 Well, that looks good, okay? So... Lisa, are you going to use, like, a diving 717 00:38:34,860 --> 00:38:39,320 board to, like, get some air and, like, somersaults in there? I am, like, a real 718 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,960 pro at going under the table. 719 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:41,959 Uh -oh. 720 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,700 How about that, Ken? You can do it. Oh! 721 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,660 Oh, my God. 722 00:38:48,140 --> 00:38:49,180 She made it! 723 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,320 Oh, my God. Yeah! 724 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,120 All right, everyone looking here? Ready? Go. 725 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,440 Excellent. 726 00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:00,600 It's always been somewhere that's sexy, that's fun. 727 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,530 And the people who work here reflect that. 728 00:39:04,790 --> 00:39:07,510 That's great. Yeah, change it up just a little bit with every frame. 729 00:39:07,730 --> 00:39:13,270 Ken and Natalie and Guillermo and I love to have this photo shoot just to 730 00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,930 document the life of Sir. That's great. 731 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,470 There's a lot of closeness in this group. 732 00:39:18,830 --> 00:39:22,850 And it always makes me feel like it's an extended family. 733 00:39:23,470 --> 00:39:24,570 I really love it. 734 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,250 All right. I think we got it. That's a wrap. 735 00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,470 Yay! 736 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:30,630 Coming up. 737 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,280 Since we had our talk, did it change anything? 738 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,500 You need to look at each other and remember why you fell in love with each 739 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,500 other. 740 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,120 Hi. 741 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,678 What's going on? 742 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:54,680 We're just going to go meet Lisa. 743 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,520 Alrighty, guys. Enjoy. Thank you. 744 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,800 Dude, I had like a layer caked on my makeup. My skin couldn't breathe. 745 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,920 I forget that I have so much makeup on right now. Oh, man. 746 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,200 I feel like we've gone through 20 years worth of relationship in five years. 747 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,560 We've broken up. We've yelled. We've screamed. 748 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:13,200 We went through the no specs phase. 749 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,620 Just petty squabble phase. 750 00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,200 Oh, the worst of all. 751 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:21,100 For the first time, I think we actually looked at ourselves through other 752 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,100 people's eyes. 753 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,180 And I haven't taken... 754 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,860 care of my relationship in the way I should. And Tom and I haven't always 755 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:32,280 united. And we need to be. Hey, you guys. Can I join you for a second? 756 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,100 Yes. I love that. You look gorgeous. 757 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:38,160 Thank you. Since we had our talk, did it change anything? 758 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,880 Like the small things. Like we kiss each other goodbye now. 759 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,480 Look each other in the eyes. I know it sounds ridiculous. No, it doesn't. 760 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,800 That's exactly part of your homework. 761 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:52,160 You need to look at each other and remember why you fell in love with each 762 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,080 other. I remember now more than ever. 763 00:40:54,410 --> 00:41:00,130 Yeah. For a long time, our relationship, for me, was overshadowed, like, just by 764 00:41:00,130 --> 00:41:01,130 so much negativity. 765 00:41:01,350 --> 00:41:03,830 But now I think all the good memories have been coming flooding. 766 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:05,410 Well, that helps. 767 00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:06,810 She's not too shabby. 768 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:11,030 Right. I mean, come on. That's perfect. Thank you so much. Yeah, thank you. 769 00:41:11,030 --> 00:41:11,948 Thank you. 770 00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:13,170 So how about that answer? 771 00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:17,530 Well, yes. 772 00:41:19,669 --> 00:41:26,310 Schwartzy, Katie, I am happy and honored now to officiate the wedding. 773 00:41:26,490 --> 00:41:27,490 Aw. 774 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:28,890 You're going to make me cry. 775 00:41:29,350 --> 00:41:30,350 Can I give you a hug? 776 00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:34,670 Aw, I love you. I love you both very much. We really do. We really appreciate 777 00:41:34,670 --> 00:41:38,390 it. I want to kiss Lisa right now. I mean, I always want to kiss her, but 778 00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,850 especially right now, I want to kiss Lisa. 779 00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:45,010 And when I say you deserve each other, I mean that in the best way possible. 780 00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:48,850 You're both lovely, lovely people. You say it one more time. No. 781 00:41:49,350 --> 00:41:52,610 Will you tattoo my name on your arm? I will. 782 00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:56,810 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 783 00:41:57,850 --> 00:41:58,850 How's that? 784 00:41:59,770 --> 00:42:00,749 Bloody hell. 785 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:04,130 Stone the crows. Miss Kent is back. 786 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:05,930 Damn. Vagina showing. 787 00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:10,350 This is one way to get your mojo back. You look... 788 00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:12,130 Insane. Love that. 789 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:18,690 I actually don't work at the... It's really put what truly matters to me in 790 00:42:18,690 --> 00:42:21,590 perspective, and that is, you know, your daughter especially. 791 00:42:22,130 --> 00:42:23,130 Hey, man. Hi. 792 00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:25,130 Hey, what's up, man? It's Tom and Jack. 793 00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:26,470 Hey, what's up, man? 794 00:42:26,650 --> 00:42:27,770 You want to come to your brother's wedding? 795 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:29,290 Of course I do. 796 00:42:29,570 --> 00:42:32,430 Do not tell Tom at all about any of this. It's all a surprise. 797 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:36,450 Aren't we supposed to tie, like, empty soda cans to our car? That's if you guys 798 00:42:36,450 --> 00:42:37,890 make it past the wedding. Yeah? 799 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:48,140 Bridesmaids. Brothers, Mr. Flight. 800 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,780 Your brothers wedding. What the fuck is wrong with you? Tom doesn't know. I 801 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:54,220 know. I got to call Sandoval. I have to call Tom. 802 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:57,540 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.